Loddar

Hello, my name is Loddar and I am a very worldfamous footballer, like Fränz Beckenbuilder. But bigger. I am very more sack-ful than Fränz. You know? I am rich, you know. English is not my motherspeak, but my German is even eviller. Understand?
Some peoples say I am the germany answer to Tiger Wutz, which I mean is a great compliment for Wutz. Because I looker better and I am truer as Mister Wutz. Normally wiser.
I am also a big philosophist because I founded the worldfamous spröck: The gördel must fit to the shoes. I am very much famous for this.
So: Now to you. I had a little bit of unluck with all my fifty womans. But the moment, you entered the room here, I were safe, that you are the love of my living, the dream of my wet nights and the next picture in my fillded geld-boidel.
I am surely: you are my soul-forwandter! I am very beghostered of you! You can become all my babies! Very much little Loddars will be on the world and play in the Champignons-League! Or by the Bavarians!
I love your inner worthes and I sink: the inner worthes musst pass, like a fist on the eyes or like the gördel to the shoes.
What do you sink? Do you will to want to be the next Miss Loddar?
Say yes!

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