Hello everybodies! A great day for starting a new life – you, me and all my reachholding wisdoms of football! Today we start with my famous footballer course in the holy internets, throughout the holy worlds, especially in the Russlandian countries where all my exwomans come from and therefore all my next womans in the future, clearly wiser.
Look: This is a football. Its a little sink, it is round, and it is black and white freckled. Or how it is called: Karrierd, from me out. In Germany: kariert.
But dont worry about this, because you don’t have to know this, forget it simply wiser. This is not the sing it goes about.
Never forget: It is round! This is the most important sing you have to know about a football. It is round.
If somebody wants to tell you, a football is cornery, it has four corners or it looks like a pyramide – don’t believe this men! He is a very great liar! He don’t tell the truelty! And this is not in order!
If it is a women who says this, it is another fall, because womans have not really a shimmer of football. Just forget it! Make the woman a nice compliment and try to forfear her and get her in your bed. Thats the only solution for woman and football. And for womans in general. Believe me. I am experienced.
If it is a Men saying such rubbish about a holy football: Be pure careful, this man guides somewhat in the shield! Don’t believe him. Believe me, because I am the expert.
Okay, summary for today’s first lecture: This is a football and it is round.
Never forget that.
See you tomorrow. Yours, Loddar