It’s me, Loddar! :-)
In reference to the latest newspaper articles, I draw the conclusion that you have a job for me – passing to me like the fist to an eye?
And to say it even clearer: You are the fist and I am the eye. Wonderful, or?
As a big admirerer of Uli I am very shocked on the one side, but on the other side I am really beghostered, that he is sacked. Because this is exactly the job I am born for! Yes, I am the born leader!
Me, Loddar, the new Bavarian President! Doesn’t it sound wonderful! Yes!
Okay, because I have some capacities free, I could start tomorrow, perhaps today, perhaps in the next five seconds or better: Now!
– My name: Loddar, this is qualification enough.
But I have even more!
– My famous Belt-Shoe-Theory, comparable to Aristotelian Philosophy: The belt must fit the shoes and the other way round.
– Language knowledges: Fluently Germany, English, France, Great Britannian and Russia, Athiopian Dialects, Serbo-kroatian Slangs and: Esperanto
– My famous Internet Lecture
– Excel. I can Excel.
– And Word.
– I can Google. Very good. And very fast.
– And some other difficult computer stuff like power point. Which is very rare.
– I have a XING page, a facebook account, I am on twitter and on google plus.
– Brillant appearance, 55 exwomens, smashing looking good.
– Driving license.
Okay, let’s do it!
Make a cross in the right castle and send it back to me!
Yes, you are the next Bavarian president ( )
No, Obama will be the next Bavarian president ( )
See you soon,