hope you are all right?
I am in brillant shape today – looking fabulous and tomorrowly marrying! Great, or? Her name is… okay, must ask her laterly.
Okay, let’s quickly go into today’s topic: The Meditation.
It gives very big sackes for all beginners. Just do it. Trust me.
Okay, go now outside the building you are, take all your clothes off, lay down on the street and imagine yourself being made from: Leather.
Good old leather, made in Germany, black and white freckled. Understood? Got it?
Okay, you are leather, you sink leather, you breath leather and you eat leather. Feel the street on your leather body. Breath the street! And now, you slowly roll down the street. Very slowly first, then accelerating, rolling faster, faster, even faster, rolling with maximum speed, spinning around, tumbling around and – Goal!
You hit a street-light, a dustbin or even a hydrant in the streets? Excellent! Very excellent!
You are pissed on by a dog? Even much better! You are crossed by a bicycle, a car or even by a truck?! Perfect!
That’s really great! You made it! Because you are a football and that’s the beginning of all existence!
You are newborn today! You are a football and that’s the aim of everything. The deeper sense of life and you have discovered it.
Congratulations! You are now on a very high level of understanding, comparable with Buddha. Or Jesus. But: even better. Great, or?
Have a nice day!