hope you feel good? Me is not so good. I am a single since two days, seven hours and 36 minutes – it feels so awful, I can’t describe it. Hope this will change as soon as possible!
OK, special offer for today: The first women who is writing an email to me will be the next Miss Loddar! :-)
OK, back to lecture: I recieved some emails from peoples out of the hospital, with broken bones and so on. Because they were rolled over by a truck, when they tried to be a football.
Very good! Well done! Love it!
One person wrote me, he will take part in the champions league final! Thats great! Congrats! Hope they will shoot a lot and make very many goals with you! Great success!
OK, today we come to the very important thing in football: The art of running.
Running is a complicated thing. Most people can’t run. They stumble a bit, they go faster as normal and they think they are running! How ridiculous is that?!
To tell you the naked truth: Running is a very complicated way of moving fast from A to B.
And: Most peoples never understand and never succeed in running. Never in their holy life.
Boom, smashing, or?
OK, and now the good news: You can learn it! Because you have a very intelligent teacher, a number one coach, the Germany answer to Aristoteles, the bestest coach of the holy world: me.
These were the good news for today.
The bad news are: We do this running stuff tomorrowly.
Must check my emails now.
Have a nice day
Ps. If you like, you could practise a bit and go a few rounds around the block. Very slowly. Go as slow as possible. Go as slow as a snail. Do a very slow creeping… Just breath slowly and creep slowly. Become a stone or a part of the building when going so slow. Melt with the street. Move so slow that you disappear.